LIZARD!!!!!!!

As I opened the door, I wasn't expecting anyone to greet me. As I took my first step, I was greeted by a LIZARD!!!!!!!! I stepped on it with my right foot!!!!!! Then I screamed, "AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" and jumped! As I land on my left foot, "PYAK!", the lizard greeted my left foot!!!!!!!!! This time the impact was so much WORSE as I landed on one leg and my full weight was on that poor lizard!

Disclaimer: I did not kill the lizard, btw. I might have broke some of it's bones (not sure) but I didn't kill it. It could still run away.